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  • me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

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  • when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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  • "we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

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  • be snobbish and thoughtful about all art indiscriminately

  • patricia-taxxon

    "it's not that deep" you have no fucking clue how deep it is

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  • Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

  • jumpingjacktrash

    the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.

    albino plants are basically vampires.

  • heywetotheotherworld

    For a long time, scientists thought they were parasites, and couldn’t figure out why the bigger plants didn’t release chemicals to kill them.

    Turns out, the lil’ ghost redwoods benefit their hosts by filtering toxins and acting as a sort of backup immune system.

    They’re vampires, and they’re commensal, symbiotic mutualists!

  • carnivalseb

    this is super cool! I had no idea

  • monticellomarshmallow

    This is among the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

  • weaselle

    we’ve already discovered forests where trees share nutrients with young or disadvantaged trees and forests where trees can ask their neighbors for some extra food (they literally send a signal requesting aid, via the web of fungus that connects their roots) and forests where surrounding tees will keep a tree alive even when it has been reduced to a stump through some tragedy…

    so, while i love the playfulness of “vampire” and i commend the specificity of “commensal, symbiotic mutualists” i think it’s worth considering, at this point, if “member of the community” might not be at least as apt

  • image

    Sorry for the angst. It will get better. Thank you for your comments ❤️❤️❤️

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  • 1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

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  • Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

  • attackradish

    *her pronouns

  • omegasmileyface

    *his pronouns

  • mikkeneko

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  • Y’all in the American SW and west Mexico better check the national hurricane center and your weather for this weekend and next week.

    Hurricane Hilary is about to make landfall and that whole desert area is supposed to get a years worth of rain or more. Death Valley is supposed to get twice the annual rainfall. Severe winds, massive flooding, and landslides are all strong possibilities.

    This is gonna get ugly. Please spread the word. This is a majorly anomalous event and people may be unaware of the threat headed their way.

  • bethany-sensei

    Flash floods are definitely gonna kill people, so here’s your regularly scheduled PSA:

    Desert soil does not absorb a significant amount of water. It reaches maximum saturation very very quickly, and all the rest of the water rushes downhill. Even if you can’t tell that the ground is not perfectly flat, the water can. And it will move. Quickly. No, faster than that. Nope, still faster. If you try to cross moving floodwater, you will get swept downstream and probably die.

    Do not try to wade in/cross flood water that is any deeper than the thickness of the sole of an average athletic shoe, no I am not kidding, the water will get deeper literally while you’re standing in it.

    This goes for cars, too. I’ve seen entire vehicles getting swept downstream in flash floods because the driver thought they could cross the “puddle” and Found Out.

    Stay safe, y’all.

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